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Welcome to my personal site

Presumably you have arrived here because you know me, have met me recently, or have been given a flyer with my website address on at one of my talks.

This is my personal site which I keep updated with information about my books and the associated press coverage, and the talks I do for the uncut project. The site is usually updated on a Friday, with extra news as and when it happens.

Katie the Paramedic Book Signing

Thanks to everyone who came along to the book signing at the Whitgift Centre in Croydon. It was lovely to meet you all, and I hope you enjoy reading the book. I have updated the gallery page with some pictures from the event.

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(Not) Collapsed Behind Locked Doors

Charlotte and I were on the car recently and we had a call to go to an elderly lady believed collapsed behind locked doors. She had had a blood test a few days earlier and the pathologist (a doctor who specialises in the scientific study of the nature of disease and its causes and processes) was very concerned about the results because they were extremely abnormal.

The pathologist informed the GP practice who rang the lady to advise her that he was arranging an ambulance to come to her and bring her into hospital ASAP. When he got no answer he feared the worst and called for the ambulance service and police to go to her address, break down the door if needed, treat her and then bring her into hospital.

So we were all there – two police vehicles, an ambulance crew and Charlotte and I in the car – it must have appeared as if there was a major incident going on in Croydon at the time! We got no answer from persistently knocking and ringing at the door. A neighbour approached us and insisted that we must have the wrong address because the lady was seen to be alive and well only an hour before.  After lots of phone calls and a fair bit of detective work we established a mobile phone number for the patient. I spoke to her on the phone and told her the situation.

Very calmly the lady told me that she felt perfectly well; despite her advancing years she had walked the two miles to the pub and was quite happily watching the football – until I had disturbed her. She politely added that she would prefer it if we would all leave her in peace to continue to do so!

Well, we did as requested! Obviously we ensured that she would speak to her GP and make arrangements to be admitted to hospital first thing the following morning – but I was in admiration,  I can only hope that I have some of her spirit and determination when I am in my eighties!!!

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Knitting Needle

Ouch!

This poor lady had a nasty surprise when a telephone call interrupted her knitting. She had tucked the needles down the side of the arm chair and as she sat back down to chat, she impaled herself on one of the needles.

It had gone approximately six centimetres in to her arm and she was obviously anxious and very uncomfortable. We established that sensation and movement in her hand was normal. After giving her some paracetamol, we padded up around the needle and then put her arm in to a sling to prevent it from moving or causing her any more pain.

At hospital an x-ray was taken which ruled out any involvement of the bones. The needle was then removed following the administration of local anaesthetic to numb the area. The lady made a good recovery from her injury.

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The Amateur Transplants

Biohazard?! by nickstone333 on Flickr

Biohazard?! by nickstone333 on Flickr

A few of us from work went to Indigo2 at The O2 recently to see a wonderfully smutty musical performance by Adam Kay and Suman Biswas – better known as The Amateur Transplants.

Adam plays the piano while they both sing along to the tunes of a variety of popular songs. The difference is that these two bright sparks have re-written the lyrics into some dangerously, funny and politically incorrect prose. It is so near the mark at times that they actually score a bulls-eye. I laughed, cringed and wiped the tears away simultaneously. The subject matter frequently prompting me to ask myself in disbelief -‘did they really say that?!’

Both are doctors – they studied medicine at Imperial College London – and this is reflected in many of the lyrics of their songs. It was also very obvious to anyone who eavesdropped at the bar during the interval that the audience was unsurprisingly comprised mostly of doctors, nurses and ambulance staff. Waves of gasps and laughter frequently swept through the crowd in recognition of the all too familiar themes covered in their parodies.

If you are someone who can see laughter in anything then you must definitely not miss them next time they perform near you. However be warned, it is not for the faint-hearted!

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