Welcome to my personal site
Presumably you have arrived here because you know me, have met me recently, or have been given a flyer with my website address on at one of my talks.
This is my personal site which I keep updated with information about my books and the associated press coverage, and the talks I do for the uncut project. The site is usually updated on a Friday, with extra news as and when it happens.
Katie the Paramedic Book Signing
Thanks to everyone who came along to the book signing at the Whitgift Centre in Croydon. It was lovely to meet you all, and I hope you enjoy reading the book. I have updated the gallery page with some pictures from the event.
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Image by Dplanet on Flickr
On my way to work one day I approached a busy junction. I could see that the lights weren’t working so I stopped and pulled on the handbrake. I noticed with horror that a motorcyclist and car approaching the junction from different roads were on a course for collision. As the vehicles impacted, suddenly the body of the motorcyclist was catapulted through the air like a rag doll and landed hard on the road in front of my car.
Forgetting I was in my own car I instinctively I reached for the radio to call the control room, then remembering myself I switched off the car engine and pulled my Hi-Viz coat from the passenger seat. I grabbed my paramedic bag from the boot and made my way to where the body lay. In my mind I was convinced that I had just seen someone killed – so I was very surprised to see the ’body’ start to move. I was grateful that at least she was conscious and breathing. I told her to lay still and knelt at her head and held it still to keep her from moving and possibly damaging her neck further.
At this time I remember someone approaching me. They told me that they had called an ambulance; and so I waited for it to arrive and in the meantime I tried to comfort my patient – it felt like an eternity.
The next thing that happened was a milkman parked up his float and marched over to me. He then started to yell and swear at me, blaming me for the fact that the lights hadn’t been working for two days. He shouted in my face telling me to get ‘her ‘out of the road and out of the way. I asked him, fairly politely, to go about his business and crossed my fingers that help would soon arrive. Things were getting rapidly out of hand!
Luckily, a couple of off-duty police officers passed by and stopped to help with the traffic – little did they know at the time that my patient was in fact one of their colleagues on her way home from work. Their presence at least had the beneficial effect of making the horrible shouting milkman leave us in peace!
Next an off-duty paramedic stopped and together we safely removed her helmet (the removal of a crash helmet in this situation requires two people and special training so as not to cause any further damage to the spine). We then checked her over to determine her injuries.
When the ambulance arrived we all worked together. We placed a stiff neck collar on her and moved her on to the back of the ambulance using a spinal board, then gave her pain-killers to help her cope with her injuries.
Amazingly despite her flight through the air, it transpired that she had only sustained a very severe fracture of one of her lower legs (I found out afterwards that she went to theatre for pins and plates to be fixed to the broken bones while they healed).
This experience brought home to me how very different actually witnessing an accident is compared to arriving in an ambulance some minutes after the event; and while the actions of the milkman saddened me it was reassuring to see that even when off-duty you can always rely on the emergency service to stop and help when they can!
Posted in NHS, Paramedic.
Tagged with Abuse against ambulance staff, Ambulance, injury, lucky escapes, Paramedic, Police, RTC, Trauma.
[This article was written by Jon Yates from Hero Consulting. Follow him on twitter.]
I must say i’m partial to kitsch items that are somehow related to anatomy or medicine. I’m not afraid to admit it. I thought i’d share a few i’ve seen that have caught my eye (and some that i’ve bought!). All prices correct at time of writing.
Dr Jam’s Man Flu Stress Ball

A large tablet shaped stress reliever, I bought it the first day I saw it. It’s a little bit strange to squeeze as it tends to bend in the middle along the centre groove, but this really caught my eye and is currently sitting on my desk. An absolute steal at £1.99 from Play.com.
Blood Bath Shower Gel

Not managed to buy one of these yet, because they sell out so quickly! This cherry scented shower gel is in a bag that looks like IV fluid (commonly referred to as a ‘drip’). Available from Spinning Hat (when it’s not sold out).
Dr Cool/Dr Hot Bags

While we’re on the subject of things looking like drip bags, Suck UK sell these two items. The Dr Cool bag is filled with Gel that you chill in the fridge, while the Dr Hot bag is one of those hand warmer items that warms up when you click the little silver disc inside it.
Giant Microbes

If you’re into plush, then these are the plush for you! The problem is deciding which one to get. You can get them in the shape of the flu virus (including the swine flu variant), the Common cold, MRSA, red blood cells, or even the microbe responsible for bad breath! Get them from Firebox.com.
Bonus: Some recommended reading
If you’ve liked this post you might want to add the following sites to your reading list:
Posted in News.

Image by dno1967 on Flickr
It was the last shift before I was due to go on my holidays. It was also a very hot and sunny day. The last thing that I wanted was any jobs that were going to give me any stress or cause me to break in to a sweat. I was simply intent on winding down in anticipation of my trip to Italy.
Then the first job came down to my screen in the car: ‘Male – Stabbing – please give a report for HEMS’. Oh great – just what I needed! I hurtled down there and arrived at about the same time as an ambulance and the police. We all got out and grouped together before we went in to the house. There was no answer at the front door and the police were weighing up all the options with regard to breaking in to the property when some of the immediate neighbours approached us.
Well, if their stories were to be believed it sounded unnervingly more like an episode of Holby City than downtown suburbia. They told us that one of them had apparently had a heart attack just last week and another had been shot only a few days earlier (although she looked quite well for it), and now a fatal stabbing. I could only guess at what the insurance rates would be in this particular road!
It soon became clear to us all that this was nothing more than a hoax call. Thankfully, no one had actually been stabbed, shot or had a heart attack and in fact it was all down to a single caller who had nothing better to do with their day but waste the time of the emergency services.
Posted in NHS, Paramedic.
Tagged with adults acting like children, HEMS, hoax, Italy, Trauma, wider NHS.