Recently, after a bit of a break away, I had a couple of shifts working in A&E. I really enjoy working in that environment, not least for the interest factor. Some shifts in particular I find that I can entertain myself for hours trying to figure out the real story behind the euphemisms I’m regaled with. Predictably, there were an assortment of unfortunates who pitched up hoping to be fixed. In one day I dealt with;
While I actually don’t know what some of these euphemisms may stand for, I don’t think that any of them came close to describing the reality.
I reflected on how the tick may have really got-where-it-got while I cautiously removed it from the buttock, and just this once I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt…. but, the story about the man ‘dusting the picture rail’ – you don’t really expect me to believe that do you?!
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